if only balanced whole food meals came in unprocessed cookie form (what an oxymoron)

it's a noodle N, just. EAT. it. for the love of all that is good in this great country of ours. just eat the (damn) noodle.
truly. it's a noodle. i will never for the life of me be able to understand WHY this child who in the morning would eat poached eggs on whole grain toast and drink a green smoothie (green because of spinach- spinach folks) can get all crazy defiant about eating a NOODLE.
there is no rhyme or reason.
some days he will eat everything i put in front of him. plus 72 snacks.
some days he will argue until he is purple- a complete refusal to try a bite of black beans that he has eaten consistently for the last four years.
damn you preschool resolve.
i thought this food fickle ridiculousness was for infants.